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PostPosted: July 30th, 2009, 11:32 pm 
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I can't believe no one made this yet...

Alright, rules are simple.

1) Name a movie you have seen recently
2) put a poster picture of the movie up
3)* If you want, give a brief summary of the movie
4)* Quotes are fun but not necessary

Let's Nike this shit

Movie I've seen lately:

La Bamba

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It's about a Mexican boy who acts like a Mexican, then decides he doesn't want to act like a Mexican anymore and wants to become some famous guy. He records songs, gets a white chick to be his girlfriend, goes around America singing, then explodes in a fiery flaming ball of fire from an airplane explosion. The sadest part about this movie is that the Mexican didn't have enough time to learn Spanish... Based on Ricardo Valenzuela's life, otherwise known as Ritchy Valens

Quotes:

Bob Morales: "I've had one sip of beer and I have to admit it taste like piss to me. Want it?"

Ritchie Valens: "Bob! Watch it! My guitar, man!"
Bob Morales:"Sorry. I didnt' know that piece of junk was so important to you"
Ritchie Valens: "I even sleep with it."

Bob Morales: [to Ritchie] "You've been laid yet? I'm serious, I know what your problem is. Sperm pressure, it's scientific."

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PostPosted: July 31st, 2009, 12:57 am 
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My Name is Bruce.

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Bruce Campbell channels (or attempts to channel) his Evil Dead alter-ego in a comedy-horror movie about himself as himself, called to a small Colorado town called Gold-lick by a B-movie geek who thinks that doing it in the movies has prepared Campbell to be a master monster hunter. His mission: to defeat the evil demon and Chinese god of bean-curd Guan-di. Hilarity ensues. Mostly in the special features.

Quotes:

Bruce: "Dig up a bar of soap and a bottle of Jack. And not in that order."

Bruce: (after throwing a container of bean curd at Guan-di) "Well, it's good to know that tofu really is good for your health."

Bruce: "Where in the heck did you find this Evil Dead shampoo?"
Jeff: "Bruce, that's drain cleaner."
Bruce: "Well, I guess that would explain the burning sensation."

And after seeing that, I had to watch Army of Darkness again.

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A regular joe (Ash), a clerk at a local grocery store chain called S-mart, is transported back to the 14th century in an undisclosed English castle by the Necronomicon, a book of pure evil written by the ancient Sumerians, inked in blood and bound in human flesh. There he must make his modern sensibilities work in tandem with the primitive ways of the people of the Castle, who all speak really poorly written Shakespearean English. He will fight the deadites one last time with a chain-saw, trusty "boomstick", and an arsenal of one-liners.

Quotes:

Ash: "lright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.... You got that!?"

Duke Henry: "You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?"
Ash: "Who wants to know?"
Duke Henry: "I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples."
Ash: "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

Ash: (the secret words that will summon the necronomicon) "Klaatu varada nikto!"

Ash: "Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot."

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PostPosted: July 31st, 2009, 2:28 pm 
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:mrgreen:


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PostPosted: July 31st, 2009, 6:39 pm 
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Rich playboys live it up in a walled city while a vast working class slave in the outer city to support them. As a revolution starts to brew, the millions of undead outside the city begin to regain fragments of their intelligence and march on the last humans en masse.

Charlie: Nice shooting.
Riley: Good shooting, Charlie. No such thing as nice shooting.

Pillsbury: [Motown is hot-wiring a car] Yellow to red!
Motown: What the fuck does a Samoan know about hot-wiring a fucking car?
Pillsbury: 50,000 cars stolen in Samoa every year.
Motown: Well, a million in Detroit.
Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.

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PostPosted: August 1st, 2009, 2:14 am 
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Magnum Force (1973)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070355/

Typical Eastwood movie, pretty good though. Shooting only HS with his magnum. ::smouk

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Touched my sensible side. :(

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PostPosted: August 6th, 2009, 1:30 am 
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:up: Recommended for every self respecting Nordreicher. :up:

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Ahile wrote: :up: Recommended for every self respecting Nordreicher. :up:
Indeed, lesson of the day: never trust a whore.

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Medraut wrote:
Ahile wrote: :up: Recommended for every self respecting Nordreicher. :up:
Indeed, lesson of the day: never trust a whore.
A Romanian whore. lol.

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PostPosted: August 7th, 2009, 11:38 pm 
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I want to see that movie... that and Inglorious Bastards

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Colerich Krieg wrote:To seek out to destroy or punish a man of this caliber would be a crime within itself. A Criminal is a coward, one who intentionally breaks a code or a law for personal gain or reason. I see none of this in Herr Bizaro
Striderwannabe:
You all need to stop masturbating and go read some fucking protocol
Phoenix: "Bizaro: Ruining childhood, one happy memory at a time."
Herr Bizaro, the one and only Pedonecrotechnophile


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